I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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