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(256): View more from Alabama

every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now

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(678): View more from Georgia

Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario

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(906): View more from Michigan

scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor

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(786): View more from Florida

hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!

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(713): View more from Texas

It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall

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(650): View more from California

she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".

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