he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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