There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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