We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
