please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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