There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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