and i looked up. we had an audience...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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