Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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