i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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