I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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