And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
