DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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