let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.