so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO