I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.