I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.