You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE