I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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