thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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