Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
