this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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