I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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