So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
