youre lurking in front of me
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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