im about as happy as oj after his trial
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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