Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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