its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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