Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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