2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So squirting runs in the family.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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