I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize