if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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