i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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