STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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