38 yer olds are good kisserssss
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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