when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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