im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry my hands just texted you
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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