please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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