there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I fill condoms, not promises.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
