On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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