Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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