idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I could make wine with my vomit
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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