thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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