I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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