What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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