Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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