She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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