Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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