I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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How external is "for external use only"?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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