Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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