when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!