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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  when does round two start

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  I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  After last night, I could never be a politician.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me

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  RUN RUN RUN RUN

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.

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  21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.

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  And vodka?

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  And vodka.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Its not chugging if its just one gulp

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!

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