she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.