So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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