I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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