Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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