Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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