so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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